Why do chicks these days listen to metal, going around with they pants pulled down around the crack and their piercings. I mean I had this one woman who went down south skip doo wop cos my uncle sold bicycles. Not the baby, the mother. She sold bicycles too and then we ate jello pudding pie!

I mean, we used to play buck buck. Kids these days play with each other. Not the mother, the baby. She played with Each S. Other III and went coo koo doo wop e pop cos she didn't listen to the bleeble blabble of her elders and ma wife CAMILLE! That's why I set an example by playing STICKBALL!

I mean she knew exactly where you had gone, who had gone into the house, and where you got on whatever you had one and where you got it from. WE DON'T KNOW THIS ANYMORE!

That's why the universe is shaped like the number 3. I mean, we love 3s and there's the holy trinity, Star Wars trilogy, three names, etc. Now we've moved towards the number TEN and that's when people started listening to the rap music which gave them the DRAIN BAMAGE so they don't know what the JIZZ is all about!

Mean, the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand? But the mother had the baby. I said the mother had the baby. The girl didn’t have a baby. The mother had the baby in two weeks carving what I ask you? WHAT?

This is why Bill Cosby is right about everything. Him, Dr. Phil and Maury Povitch should have a threesome and then raise the resultant Dr. Right. Then maybe we could all go skiing again!